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Olympic Triathlon | Women's
Olympic Triathlon | Women's
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All I want for Christmas is a clean transition. And an available porta-potty.
Celebrate the holidays the triathlete way—with a festive sweatshirt that captures everything we love (and tolerate) about race day.
Featuring Santa tackling an Olympic-distance triathlon, this ugly Christmas sweater-inspired design includes a pre-race poop stop, 1.5K swim, 40K bike, and 10K run. Complete with Christmas trees, snowflakes, reindeer, and enough holiday spirit to get you through one more brick workout.
Perfect for the woman who schedules Christmas festivities around training, considers race entry fees a perfectly reasonable gift, and knows the importance of a successful bathroom stop before the gun goes off.
Take your sport seriously. Yourself, not so much.
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Fit & Fabric
Women’s: Soft tri-blend with a relaxed women’s cut and crew neck. 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon.
Size Guide
Our women's T-shirts offer a comfortable fit for everyday wear, training days, and everything in between.
For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up.
All measurements are in inches and taken from the garment laid flat.
| Size | Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 25¼" | 18½" | 7½" |
| M | 25" | 20" | 8" |
| L | 26¾" | 22" | 8¾" |
| XL | 27½" | 24" | 9¼" |
| 2XL | 28¼" | 26" | 10" |
| 3XL | 29" | 28" | — |
How to Measure
Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Body Width: Measure straight across the chest, approximately 1" below the armholes, with the shirt laid flat.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.
For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own.
Wash & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.