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Olympic Triathlon | Men's
Olympic Triathlon | Men's
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Swim. Bike. Run. Poop. Merry Christmas.
Forget dashing through the snow. Santa's got an Olympic-distance triathlon to finish, and he's making one very important stop before the starting line.
This festive, ugly Christmas sweater-inspired sweatshirt features the full triathlon experience: a mandatory pre-race porta-potty visit, 1.5K swim, 40K bike, and 10K run. All wrapped up in Christmas colors, reindeer, snowflakes, and questionable race-day decisions.
Perfect for holiday parties, triathlon club gatherings, Christmas morning, or reminding your family that even Santa has a training plan.
Take your sport seriously. Yourself, not so much.
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Fit & Fabric
Men’s / Unisex: Soft, lightweight tri-blend with an easy everyday fit. 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon. Pre-shrunk.
Women’s: Soft tri-blend with a relaxed women’s cut and crew neck. 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon.
Size Guide
Our men's T-shirts are designed for a comfortable, everyday fit. Use the measurements below to find the size that works best for you.
For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up.
All measurements are in inches and taken from the garment laid flat.
| Size | Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" | 8" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 8¼" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 8⅝" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9⅛" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 9⅝" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10¼" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 10⅞" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 11½" |
How to Measure
Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Body Width: Measure straight across the chest, approximately 1" below the armholes, with the shirt laid flat.
Sleeve Length: Measure along the sleeve from the shoulder seam to the sleeve opening.
Measurements refer to the garment itself, not your body measurements. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own.
Wash & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.