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Race Day Tee - Men's / Unisex
Race Day Tee - Men's / Unisex
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Race Morning: 50% Trying to Poop, 50% Trying to Stay Warm is for every triathlete who knows the race starts long before the cannon goes off. Porta-potties. Too many layers. Nervous pacing. Questionable breakfast decisions. It’s equal parts painfully accurate and completely ridiculous.
The small On A Box logo keeps the front clean, while the bold back print delivers the joke. Perfect for packet pickup, race weekend, post-race food, or letting everyone know you’ve spent way too much time standing around in the cold waiting for your wave.
And because a funny shirt isn’t much good if you don’t actually want to wear it, we skipped the stiff basic tee. This one is made with an ultra-soft, lightweight tri-blend and an easy Men’s / Unisex fit that feels broken-in from the first wear.
Soft enough to live in. Dumb enough to be On A Box.
Make it a family thing: This design is also available in Women’s and Youth fits.
Take your sport seriously. Not yourself.
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Fit & Fabric
Men’s / Unisex: Soft, lightweight tri-blend with an easy everyday fit. 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon. Pre-shrunk.
Women’s: Soft tri-blend with a relaxed women’s cut and crew neck. 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon.
Size Guide
Men’s / Unisex: standard relaxed unisex fit.
Women’s: relaxed women’s cut. If between sizes, size up.
Wash & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.