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Olympic Triathlon | Sweater
Olympic Triathlon | Sweater
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Every triathlon has three disciplines. And one very important stop before the starting line.
Introducing the Triathlon Christmas Ugly Sweater, featuring the full Olympic-distance race experience—from the mandatory pre-race poop to the glorious finish line.
Follow Santa through the ultimate holiday race course:
- 🚽 Pre-Race Poop: The unofficial fourth discipline.
- 🏊 1.5K Swim: Cold water, questionable decisions.
- 🚴 40K Bike: Where all that expensive gear finally gets used.
- 🏃 10K Run: Just a little jog after everything else.
- 🏁 Finish Line: Congratulations. You survived your own hobby.
Featuring festive Christmas graphics, Santa-inspired athletes, and a winding racecourse, this ugly sweater-style sweatshirt is perfect for triathletes who know that race day starts long before the swim.
Perfect for: Ugly Christmas sweater parties, triathlon club holiday gatherings, race-day celebrations, and gifts for your favorite endurance athlete.
Take your sport seriously. Yourself, not so much.
Because the real race begins in the porta-potty line.
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Product Details
Fit & Fabric
Unisex Fit
Soft, comfortable, and made for everything from holiday parties to post-workout recovery. This premium BELLA+CANVAS sponge fleece sweatshirt delivers a cozy feel with a classic, everyday fit.
Fabric & Construction
- Midweight 8 oz. fleece with a soft, comfortable feel
- 52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton / 48% polyester fleece
- Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester fleece
- 32 singles for a smooth fabric finish
- Unisex retail fit for men and women
- Semi set-in sleeves for a comfortable fit
- Classic crewneck design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
Responsibly Made
Manufactured by BELLA+CANVAS, a WRAP-certified and Fair Labor Association (FLA) participating company committed to responsible manufacturing practices.
Their sustainability initiatives include bluesign® certified dyes, water-conscious dyeing processes, partial solar-powered cutting facilities, and recycling programs designed to reduce production waste.
Size Guide
Our sweatshirts feature a comfortable unisex retail fit, designed for both men and women.
Choose your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for a more relaxed, oversized look.
Measurements are in inches and are taken from the garment laid flat.
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 20⅝" |
| S | 27½" | 22" |
| M | 28½" | 24" |
| L | 29½" | 26" |
| XL | 30½" | 28" |
| 2XL | 31½" | 30" |
| 3XL | 32½" | 32" |
How to Measure
Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Body Width: Measure straight across the chest, approximately 1" below the armholes, with the sweatshirt laid flat.
Measurements refer to the garment itself, not your body measurements.
Wash & Care
Wash & Care
Keep your sweatshirt soft, cozy, and looking great season after season.
- Turn inside out before washing to protect the printed design.
- Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors.
- Use mild detergent. Avoid bleach and fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
- Do not iron directly on the design.
- Do not dry clean.
For best results: Air drying helps preserve the print and minimize shrinkage.
Take care of your sweatshirt. You've got enough suffering scheduled at the gym.