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Peed in My Wetsuit Tee – Women’s
Peed in My Wetsuit Tee – Women’s
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Peed In My Wetsuit Tee is for the triathlete who knows some race-day decisions are questionable, some are strategic, and some just make getting to the start line a little easier.
The small On A Box™ logo keeps the front clean, while the back says it plainly:
PEED IN MY WETSUIT SO I COULD STAND ON A BOX.
It’s ridiculous, painfully accurate, and exactly the kind of joke only another triathlete will fully understand.
This women’s tee is made with an ultra-soft, lightweight tri-blend and a relaxed women’s fit designed for all-day comfort—from packet pickup and race morning to post-race food and recovery days.
Perfect for race weekends, training days, or anytime you want to make other triathletes laugh and everyone else ask questions.
Soft enough to live in. Dumb enough to be On A Box.
Make it a family thing: Also available in Men’s / Unisex and Youth fits.
Take your sport seriously. Not yourself.
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Fit & Fabric
Men’s / Unisex: Soft, lightweight tri-blend with an easy everyday fit. 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon. Pre-shrunk.
Women’s: Soft tri-blend with a relaxed women’s cut and crew neck. 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon.
Size Guide
Men’s / Unisex: standard relaxed unisex fit.
Women’s: relaxed women’s cut. If between sizes, size up.
Wash & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.