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Ironman Triathlon | Holiday Sweater

Ironman Triathlon | Holiday Sweater

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140.6 miles. Three disciplines. One very important pre-race poop.

Some people celebrate the holidays with cookies and Christmas movies. Others voluntarily swim 2.4 miles, bike 112 miles, and run a full marathon. All while questioning their life choices.

Our Full-Distance Triathlon Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt celebrates the beautiful insanity of endurance racing, complete with Santa hats, festive decorations, and the most important race-day ritual.

Follow the ultimate holiday race adventure:

  • 🚽 Pre-Race Poop: Because nobody wants an emergency at mile 90.
  • 🏊 3.8K Swim (2.4 miles): A refreshing way to start a very long day.
  • 🚴 180K Bike (112 miles): Six hours of questioning your financial decisions.
  • 🏃 42.2K Run (26.2 miles): Just a casual marathon to finish things off.
  • 🏁 Finish Line: All that training, suffering, and money for a medal and a banana.

Featuring a festive ugly Christmas sweater-inspired design, this comfortable sweatshirt is perfect for holiday parties, triathlon club gatherings, post-race recovery, or gifting to that special someone who thinks 140.6 miles sounds like a fun weekend.

Take your sport seriously. Yourself, not so much.

Because the only thing crazier than racing 140.6 miles is signing up to do it again.

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Product Details

Fit & Fabric

Unisex Fit

Soft, comfortable, and made for everything from holiday parties to post-workout recovery. This premium BELLA+CANVAS sponge fleece sweatshirt delivers a cozy feel with a classic, everyday fit.

Fabric & Construction

  • Midweight 8 oz. fleece with a soft, comfortable feel
  • 52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton / 48% polyester fleece
  • Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester fleece
  • 32 singles for a smooth fabric finish
  • Unisex retail fit for men and women
  • Semi set-in sleeves for a comfortable fit
  • Classic crewneck design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort

Responsibly Made

Manufactured by BELLA+CANVAS, a WRAP-certified and Fair Labor Association (FLA) participating company committed to responsible manufacturing practices.

Their sustainability initiatives include bluesign® certified dyes, water-conscious dyeing processes, partial solar-powered cutting facilities, and recycling programs designed to reduce production waste.

Size Guide

Our sweatshirts feature a comfortable unisex retail fit, designed for both men and women.

Choose your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for a more relaxed, oversized look.

Measurements are in inches and are taken from the garment laid flat.

Size Body Length Body Width
XS 27" 20⅝"
S 27½" 22"
M 28½" 24"
L 29½" 26"
XL 30½" 28"
2XL 31½" 30"
3XL 32½" 32"

How to Measure

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

Body Width: Measure straight across the chest, approximately 1" below the armholes, with the sweatshirt laid flat.

Measurements refer to the garment itself, not your body measurements.

Wash & Care

Wash & Care

Keep your sweatshirt soft, cozy, and looking great season after season.

  • Turn inside out before washing to protect the printed design.
  • Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Avoid bleach and fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
  • Do not iron directly on the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

For best results: Air drying helps preserve the print and minimize shrinkage.

Take care of your sweatshirt. You've got enough suffering scheduled at the gym.