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Family Vacation | Men's
Family Vacation | Men's
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It's not a family vacation unless there's packet pickup.
Some families plan vacations around beaches, national parks, and sightseeing.
Cyclists plan them around race calendars, scenic routes, and whether the hotel has somewhere safe to store a $6,000 bike.
Cyclist (noun): A person who thinks family vacations should include packet pickup.
The Cyclist Definition Tee is for riders who somehow turn every family getaway into a cycling event—and convince everyone else it's a perfectly normal vacation.
From road races and gravel adventures to century rides and weekend cycling events, this shirt celebrates the questionable priorities of people who would rather chase miles than relax by the pool.
Family vacation? Sure. Just don't forget the bike.
Take your sport seriously. Yourself, not so much.
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Fit & Fabric
Men’s / Unisex: Soft, lightweight tri-blend with an easy everyday fit. 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon. Pre-shrunk.
Women’s: Soft tri-blend with a relaxed women’s cut and crew neck. 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon.
Size Guide
Men’s / Unisex: standard relaxed unisex fit.
Women’s: relaxed women’s cut. If between sizes, size up.
Wash & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.