Cousin Eddie’s Pre-Race Poop Specialist | Women's

Cousin Eddie’s Pre-Race Poop Specialist is for the endurance athlete who knows the most important race-day preparation sometimes happens behind a plastic door.

Inspired by classic holiday movie nostalgia and the wonderfully questionable traditions of race morning, this retro-inspired graphic features an old-school RV, a porta-potty, and one very unofficial sanitation operation.

The large front graphic brings vintage humor to one of endurance sports' most universal experiences: the desperate pre-race bathroom visit.

This Women’s tee is made with an ultra-soft, lightweight tri-blend and a flattering everyday fit designed to feel broken-in from the first wear.

Perfect for triathlons, marathons, running clubs, race expos, holiday gatherings, or anyone who has ever stood in a porta-potty line wondering whether they're going to make the starting gun.

Keeping Race Morning Moving.

Part of the On A Box Rewind Collection.

Also available in a Men’s / Unisex fit.

Take your sport seriously. Not yourself.