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Santa Balls to the Wall | Sweatshirt

Santa Balls to the Wall | Sweatshirt

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Balls to the Wall. Christmas Edition.

Deck the halls? Nah. We've got wall balls.

Santa's traded his sleigh for the gym, and apparently the North Pole has a 100-wall-ball penalty for eating too many cookies.

The Balls to the Wall Christmas Sweatshirt brings together holiday cheer, HYROX suffering, and everyone's favorite exercise to complain about.

Featuring a muscular Santa launching a wall ball at his target, this festive ugly Christmas sweater-inspired design is perfect for anyone who takes their workouts seriously but knows how ridiculous they look doing them.

Why you'll love it:

  • Festive Christmas artwork featuring Santa doing wall balls
  • Classic ugly Christmas sweater look on a comfortable everyday sweatshirt
  • Perfect for HYROX athletes, gym lovers, and functional fitness fanatics
  • Great for holiday workouts, Christmas parties, or recovering from leg day
  • A fun Christmas gift for the athlete who already owns too much workout gear

Because nothing says Christmas spirit like finishing 100 wall balls and questioning every decision that led you there.

Take your sport seriously. Yourself, not so much.

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Product Details

Fit & Fabric

Unisex Fit

Soft, comfortable, and made for everything from holiday parties to post-workout recovery. This premium BELLA+CANVAS sponge fleece sweatshirt delivers a cozy feel with a classic, everyday fit.

Fabric & Construction

  • Midweight 8 oz. fleece with a soft, comfortable feel
  • 52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton / 48% polyester fleece
  • Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester fleece
  • 32 singles for a smooth fabric finish
  • Unisex retail fit for men and women
  • Semi set-in sleeves for a comfortable fit
  • Classic crewneck design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort

Responsibly Made

Manufactured by BELLA+CANVAS, a WRAP-certified and Fair Labor Association (FLA) participating company committed to responsible manufacturing practices.

Their sustainability initiatives include bluesign® certified dyes, water-conscious dyeing processes, partial solar-powered cutting facilities, and recycling programs designed to reduce production waste.

Size Guide

Our sweatshirts feature a comfortable unisex retail fit, designed for both men and women.

Choose your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for a more relaxed, oversized look.

Measurements are in inches and are taken from the garment laid flat.

Size Body Length Body Width
XS 27" 20⅝"
S 27½" 22"
M 28½" 24"
L 29½" 26"
XL 30½" 28"
2XL 31½" 30"
3XL 32½" 32"

How to Measure

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

Body Width: Measure straight across the chest, approximately 1" below the armholes, with the sweatshirt laid flat.

Measurements refer to the garment itself, not your body measurements.

Wash & Care

Wash & Care

Keep your sweatshirt soft, cozy, and looking great season after season.

  • Turn inside out before washing to protect the printed design.
  • Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Avoid bleach and fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
  • Do not iron directly on the design.
  • Do not dry clean.

For best results: Air drying helps preserve the print and minimize shrinkage.

Take care of your sweatshirt. You've got enough suffering scheduled at the gym.